Monday, October 06, 2008

Overheard in the Slightly Rough Household

Me: OK, Daphne, that's Lauren - we like her. That's Whitney - we like her.

The Missus: Why didn't we name her Heidi?

Me: Because Daphne's a cool name and Heidi's a bitch?

The Missus: How would you know? Do you watch the show?

Me: No! I don't watch the show. It was just on the TV.

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posted by Rob Booth, 10/06/2008 | link | 2 comments |

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

This doesn't make much sense to me

John McCain
Score: 34		Agree
Immigration
Taxes
Stem-Cell Research
Health Care
Abortion
Social Security
Line-Item Veto
Energy
Marriage
Death Penalty
Disagree
Iraq

-- Take the Quiz! --



Sen. McCain? But I took the quiz during Dancing With The Stars and wasn't paying much attention.

Hat-tip to Mr. Benzion with whom I once had this conversation:

David: Hello.

Me: Hi, sorry to call during America's Next Top Model.

I was joking, but actually I had ANTM on.

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posted by Rob Booth, 10/09/2007 | link | 1 comments |

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

ABC will offer me a job tomorrow. I'm sure.

I've got the greatest idea for a TV show, ever. Instead of the fine program Dancing with the Stars, how 'bout this:

Drinking with the Stars

Tom Sizemore, Danny Bonaduce, Britney Spears, Mel Gibson, Lindsay Lohan, etc. all get paired up with a non-celeb and they have a contest to see who can get their blood alcohol level above .20 and perform challenges.

I'll be rich.

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posted by Rob Booth, 10/02/2007 | link | 0 comments |